Monday, February 2, 2009

Vomitus Maximus

Perfect, awe-inspiring, delightful, superb... I'm running out of superlatives here. Just watch it.



Could you imagine being that guy? I mean honestly - who pukes during an interview? On a scale of 1-10 in terms of gulliness, it's like (a?) googolplex, if numbers could wear thick, old school gold chains, carry baseball bats (wooden, obvi), and had neck tattoos. Plus, the not washing your hair for months before an interview is supremely gully as well.
Want to know what's not gully, though? Sighing loudly, dropping your vomit-spittly chin down to your chest, and sadly gazing at the ejected contents of your stomach while the dumbfounded anchor attempts to end the interview. He should have manned up and just gone on with the interview like nothing happened. WWSSD, m-effer - What Would Steven Seagal Do? WWSSD! Words to live by. Especially if you're a spontaneous puker.

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