Showing posts with label classic. Show all posts
Showing posts with label classic. Show all posts

Monday, January 5, 2009

Worst Movies Scenes of All Time

Check out these highlights from this Youtube series called "Worst Movie Scenes of All Time" Episode 1 and 8 (the others are easy to find) featuring garbage from Steven Segal and Pat Morita.  The second video is kind of long, but well worth it (skip to 0:45)





Update: Let's recap why this video with Pat Morita is so sick:

1.) Jay Leno is in it, and people thought he could be an action star

2.) The way the bad guy shoots at them like a carnival game, not really trying to kill them, but hunting them, like The Game, setting up the final kill where he runs them down.  

3.) Jay Leno saying to leave him to die - then adding comic relief that Morita is running the wrong way.

4.) Pat Morita running 200 yards toward a speeding car (the bad guy doesn't shoot at him because of #2) and kicking the man in the face through the windshield.  

5.) Morita laying unconscious on the car, being dragged about and then the car catching on fire.  

Why didn't Jay Leno just shoot back?

Monday, December 29, 2008

Classic Battle: Grapes of Wrath vs. Roach-Fearing Weather Man

Every once in a while, I need to dig up this video of the news lady doing a howling face plant and compare it to the weather man who is afraid of the roach to make myself feel cool.  Which one is funnier? Sigh...I'm going to go with grapes based on the hilarity upon each rewind, but it's rully close. Eh, I don't know.



VS.



Highlights:

* The reporter's greed turning against her
* Seeing a person who is paid for speaking reduced to howling 
* The same can be said for the weather guy, complete loss of composure with the falsetto.  I would love to cast him in The Strangers or any scary movie 
* Check out the parody from Stewie