Monday, February 9, 2009

The Christian Bale Files

The original:



The techno remix:



The Christian Bale vs. Bill O'Reilly remix:



Amazing. It's a shame, in the end, about all of this fuckery - Christian Bale is talented as hell, and I bet that lighting guy did actually eff his ess up. While screaming at dude for four minutes *may* not have been the best resolution, Christian Bale is Batman, and Patrick Bateman, and John Connor. And Dieter Dengler. He's all of those. He's like Bo Jackson, if Bo Jackson was also Michael Phelps and Wayne Gretzky, and Rudolf Nureyev, and Ricky Henderson, and Bo Jackson. Do you know how awesome that is? Dude really shouldn't have fucking touched Bale's fucking lights. Fuck.

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